this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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