Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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