No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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