dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Blood and glitter go together right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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