I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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