white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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