North Korea, Best Korea!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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