i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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