I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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