Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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