Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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