i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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