sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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