he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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