Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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