Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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