he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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