i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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