is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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