is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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