5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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