and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
