babies were throwing up all over the place
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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