You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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