hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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