Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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