And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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