I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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