Got a toothbrush?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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