I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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