so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So squirting runs in the family.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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