I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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