I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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