quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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