Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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