Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Randomize
