summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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