I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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