all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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