Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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