If i come over, it means nothing
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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