we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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