i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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