I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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