I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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