she woke up with a sticky ear
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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