you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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