how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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