You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i out mim tonsoeep
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