Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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