Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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