All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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