I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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