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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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