Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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