well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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