yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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