he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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